[verse]
Am F C C G/B
Heya Tom, it's Bob... from the office down the hall
Am F G C/G G
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
Fdim7
Things have been OK for me
Am Am7/G D7/F#
except that I'm a zombie now
G
I really wish you'd let us in
F C E7 Am (C)
Think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
F C E7 Am (C)
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
F
But here's an FYI:
Fm
You're all gonna die screaming
[chorus]
C C G G F F G G
All we want to do is eat your brains
C C G G F
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes
C C G G F F G G
All we want to do is eat your brains
Am Am Em Em F
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
F C Dm7
If you open up the doors
F C F G
We'll all come inside and eat your
C
brains
[verse]
Am F C G/B
I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
Am F G C/G G
To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Fdim7
Maybe that's OK for now but
Am Am7/G D7/F#
someday you'll be out of food and guns
G
And then you'll have to make the call
F C E7 Am (C)
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
F C E7 Am (C)
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
F
But Tom, that's what I do,
Fm
and I plan on eating you slowly
[chorus]
C C G G F F G G
All we want to do is eat your brains
C C G G F
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes
C C G G F F G G
All we want to do is eat your brains
Am Am Em Em F
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
F C Dm7
If you open up the doors
F C F G
We'll all come inside and eat your
C
brains
[bridge]
Eb Gdim7 Db
I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can
Dbm Ab
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
Eb Gdim7 Fm
I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
C
I guess I am
[solo]
C C | G G
F F | G G
C C | G G
F
C C | G G
F F | G G
Am Am | Em Em
F Am
[verse]
Am F C G/B
I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
Am F G C/G G
I know we'll get to common ground somehow
Fdim7
Meanwhile I'll report back to my
Am Am7/G D7/F#
colleagues who were chewing on the doors
G
I guess we'll table this for now
F C E7 Am (C)
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
F C E7 Am (C)
Thank you for your time, I know we're all busy as hell
F
And we'll put this thing to bed
Fm
When I bash your head open
[chorus]
C C G G F F G G
All we want to do is eat your brains
C C G G F
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes
C C G G F F G G
All we want to do is eat your brains
Am Am Em Em F
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
F C Dm7
If you open up the doors
F C F G
We'll all come inside and eat your
C Csus4 C
brains